Length: approximately 6 minutes
One distinct voice: The Iron Cook
Promotion Skit for puppet or clown

CELEBRITY COOKING FOR YOU

Welcome to ze Celebrity Cooking For You Show. I am today's guest celebrity - ze Iron Kook. Yes, ze Iron Kook is here in his kitzhan to prepare a special chicken rezepe from the Women's Ministry Cookbook that is now on zale in the church bookstore.

Today, I will be preparing for you a colorful chicken stew rezepe. The first ingredient that I need is one large chicken. Let me select ze perfect chicken from my chicken inventoree. I only use ze freshest chickens. (Chef pulls out tray of various stuff toy chickens and places tray on counter.)

(Chef points to various chickens on the tray and makes commits.) Let's zee. Ze Iron Kook knows how to pick ze best chicken. This chicken is too skinny. This chicken is way too young. This chicken is too small. Augh! Here is my large chicken.

Now ze second step in my rezepe is to remove ze skin from the chicken along with ze extra fat. Hmmm. This plump chicken needs some exerzise to remove the extra fat. Let's do some wing to toe touches. One, two, three, four; and one, two, three, four. Good! Now for some stomach crunches - one, two; one, two. Not looking good! I, the celebrity Kook, thinks the extra fat is coming off too slowly. Let's put ze chicken in a boiling water sauna. (Puts chicken in pot and stirs.) Augh, yes! The extra fat has been removed as well as the skin. (Holds up rubber chicken from pot.) Now, ze chicken needs to be deboned. (Place rubber chicken in a second pot and pretend to debone chicken. Then pull out a hugh bone from the pot.) My, this is one big bone chicken!

For ze third step in ze Iron Kook's special chicken stew rezepe, I need to add mixed vegetables. (Pick up plastic vegetables, call them by different names and arrange them on a plate.) Hmmm; to mix the vegetables. Carrot you are now an onion. Tomato you will be a bell pepper. Ze onion is now a potato. That should mix the vegetables up. (Reach in the pot and pull out the rubber chicken and place it on top of the arranged vegetables on top of the plate.) Now, I will show you how to kick this rezepe up a knotch. Remember your celebrity Kook is an iron Kook. (Hold up iron and begin pressing and ironing the chicken and vegetables.)

Tune in next time to Celebrity Cooking For You where I will prepare a spicy chicken rezepe from the Women's Ministry Cookbook. Don't forget it is now on sale in the church bookstore. (Sees the perfect chicken for his spicy recipe- a chicken puppet -and chases after it.) Augh! That's looks like one spicy chicken! I must have that chicken! (exits chasing chicken while music plays for skit to end)

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